Pre-Meeting Advice...

• Be prepared: learn how to say My name, read My interview and find out the sorts of things I like and dislike, particularly My meeting interests.
• Fill out My application, and do so with care. The idea is not to torment you with paperwork, but to provide you with an opportunity to explain your interests and desires in order to ensure W/we are on the same wavelength.
• Always behave politely and respectfully - from emails onwards. People who are the least bit demanding or arrogant will not be invited to play.
• If I think that W/we both have something interesting and fun to offer each other, I will grant you a meeting. That said, My time is a valuable commodity. I expect you to be on time for your appointment. If a delay arises, have the courtesy to call and inform me of the situation. I will be most understanding when treated with respect. If for some reason you are unable to make your appointment, I expect you to have the courtesy to call and cancel or reschedule.
• The preparatory hygienic, sartorial and behavioral measures I am listing ought, of course, to be de rigueur, but as they are important to Me, I am going to list them. You must arrive well groomed, freshly bathed and shaven. Additionally, come and go from the facility promptly and quietly. Discretion is important.
• Make a good impression with a small gift.